Daliso Chaponda & Stuart Goldsmith


This show will feature two preview shows:

Daliso Chaponda: Love Sucks


The fairy tales lied to you. There is no happily ever after. Prince Charming is a sex offender. Divorce is inevitable. Holding hands spreads germs.

Daliso Chaponda, the deranged mind behind 'Feed This Black Man' and 'Don't Let Them Deport Me' presents his new one man show 'Love Sucks'.

In the course of the last year, two of African comedian Daliso Chaponda's ex-girlfriends got married. Their big white dresses taunted him from Facebook and he was forced to consider age old questions like 'Will I die alone?' and 'Should I consider ordering a mail order bride?'. This show is the result of his bitterness.

It is s a celebration of loneliness, bitterness, heartbreak, bad kissing and overpriced chocolate. Tickets are £4 for singles, £400 for couples. Special discount for people cheating.


“Full of extravagant gestures and impassioned speeches. He inspires whoops and cheers from his watchers. Highly recommended” - BBC

“A stand up comedian with raw Eddie Murphy confidence, cheek and super-polished style” - Nerve

“His act is an exhilerating tour de farce” - Adelaide Now


Stuart Goldsmith: Work in Progress


New Zealand International Comedy Festival Award winner 2013/14, Quadruple Chortle Award nominee and podsmith returns with some more made-up stuff that at the time of writing is still just happy molecules.

By the time you see it though, oh boy will it be three fifths ready to fly!


“Expert stand-up” - Sunday Times

“Sets up and knocks down gag after gag, garnering huge laughs” - Chortle

“Wonderfully funny” - Time Out

“Not one single dull moment” - The Scotsman


Tickets for this show are £8 in advance or £10 on the door. Doors open at 7:30pm with the show starting at 8pm.

Tickets are now on-sale for this show from the following online outlets:


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